oh my godz in here ive decided ill be very helpfult o u all and write reviews about which animal r the nicest shaaaag :D:D::D:D:D.i gonna rate them outta 10,  OK so here goesss:

Donkey:

rite, first impressions, gonan be good, biiig cock so u thinks omgz nice shag, but then u finds out they have bits of hay stuck in their pee hole and generally stink of shit, id not recommend it - 3/10

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Hippo:

now probably not most ppls nicest choice, the lisa riely of the animal kingdom, but believe it or not, its a very nice shag, alrtho very loose its also nice n soft n boucny wouncy. - 6/10

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Monkey:

monkeys r very gay, i hate monekys, fuckin twats, i wouldnt even cum on them, because they dont deserve it :) - 1/10

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Apes:

now apes r great, for example, especially the orangutan, very sexy, very hairy, very tight too. - 10/10

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Penguin:

penguins r ok, as long as u dont mind gettin a soggy cold dick, i mean, i wouldnt recommned it for a blowjob either - 5/10

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Hamter:

hamsters r just great, now the only problem with hamsters is theyre SO tight that u end up killin them everytime :( so i deduct points for that - 7/10

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Bat:

now bats r good cos they remind u of the sexeh batman, but they do fidgit a lot, and they can be quite difficult to penetrate. - 4/10

In conclusion, apes, especially orangutans r the nciest shaaag.